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ATTENTION CITIZENS!

You have accessed the official, encrypted video log of Stan Smith (CIA Agent, Langley). The fact that you are reading this means I have already run a background check on you... and you are temporarily cleared.

This channel serves as evidence of my daily struggle to protect this country while living with a grey alien alcoholic (Roger) and a talking German fish. I will be posting surveillance footage of my family, tactical training videos, and proof that my son Steve is trying to ruin my reputation.

YOUR MISSION:

Click Subscribe immediately.

Report any suspicious alien activity in the comments.

Do not tell Deputy Director Bullock I'm on YouTube.

God Bless America.